Oh, dear god, what have we done? Many people have known about Crashed Ice for awhile, so we won’t go claiming that it is new or shocking… but HOLY SHIT!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP WHAT THEY’RE DOING AND TURN THEIR ATTENTION TO IT!!!
Sorry for being late to the party. At least I arrived. There are so many questions. Was this a thing before Red Bull got a hold of it? Apparently not. Was there any basis for it aside from the gnarliest way to entertain a crowd of ice-bound lunatics? Most definitely not.
Look at that track.
Seems like a Canadian thing. (Is that offensive? Hopefully not, as I mean it as a compliment.) After all, generalizations admitted, those Canucks love to go “out for a rip” and be knee-deep in all sorts of backwoods shenanigans — they’re basically the Russians of North America.
Fuckin’ eh rights!
Anyway, this season starts this weekend, the first race running on Saturday, January 24. So don’t be a dolt. Tune in.
For more information on Crashed Ice, visit RedBull.com.
