It is quite simple, really. You have a big ol’ pair of balls. Yep, it comes down to the sheer size of your cajones. That and the ring beneath your dominance-establishing scream or shout or bark or whatever that noise is.
Apparently, according to many websites – both respected news sources as well as less-than-reliable blogs — a man in Sweden, one Ralph Perrson, was out on a walk with his wife and dog when the latter canine began barking emphatically into the surrounding woods. Then, bounding out from between the trees, a Eurasian bear charged. But Perrson wasn’t scared. He knew running was the last thing he would want to do. So, instead, he stood strong, held his ground, and proceeded to scare the shit out of the aforementioned charging bear, causing it the rear up on its heels, pivot big, and retreat with its tail firmly tucked into its legs.
While we applause Perrson for his bravery in this case, we would advise: do not try this at home.
