“But The Inertia Mountain… this is from 2010! And it’s a dog humping a kid — aren’t there laws against that kind of thing?” Shut your trap. This is important. Why is this important? Because it makes you laugh so hard you tinkle a little; no one should strive to be the type of person who doesn’t want to laugh so hard that they tinkle a little.
Also, it’s Monday. And no one is really paying attention at work as New Year’s Eve is a couple days away and that means countless email threads about what your friends are doing. Put this on that thread. We guarantee you it’ll be better than discussing why a certain bar warrants a $150 cover charge.
Sidenote: Dad of the Year award needs to be immediately handed out to the pops manning the video camera.
