Watching this is like hearing that cat scratch under a layer of freshies right before you catch your edge. Before we get to the fact that any form (under whatever name they go by) of these penny pushers exist, let’s make one thing very clear: this is not a snowskate — at least as we have come to consider snowskates these days; these are snowblades. Get with it, Sled Dogs.
And now back to the product themselves. Granted, they look like a decently fun time, but we need a little convincing.
To start, what are they made of? Let them tell you!
“These bases on the boots made from a very strong material. You can find a steel edge on both sides, two micro adjust buckles, a strap, and the slim shape exactly designed for snowskating”
Okay…
“Nice, but what is this freaky thing good for?”
YEAH! What IS this freaky thing good for!?!
Not ironing…
…or hammering…
…or riding a motorbike…
…or jumping out a plane.
“I’ve got only one more idea: snowskates must be good for sliding down the slopes!”
PERFECT! And the biggest sell? They’re easy to pack on trips. Yep, for the traveling skier or snowboarder, time to rethink your passion — convenience trumps all. And don’t forget the patented Doggie Walkers.
As they recommend: “innovative rental shops stock up with enough skates, because this is the next big thing in winter sports.”
