There really is no making this up. We’re glad the Cold War didn’t escalate — while we’re confident in the United States armed forces, the Russians have (a very clear) edge when it comes to the “zero fucks given” factor. And not only that, but they’re tough as cockroaches. Nuclear demise? Not for them. Dude is pulled out by his buddies (laughing, no less), then bounds up and walks it off.
Once more, ZERO FUCKS GIVEN.
