Screenshot: Michaela Wagoner
This is genius. But then again, anything giving Peter Line the platform to go about being Peter Line — especially when said platform is on video for all of us to see — is genius. Perhaps “genius” in that slightly off sort of way, but genius nonetheless. And that slightly off sort of way is what made and continues to make the guy so damn entertaining.
Michaela Wagoner offers up backstory via the Vimeo description: “Peter Line, a legendary snowboarder, a designer, photographer, master chef and more… has never been crabbing in his life. A few of his close friends had always wanted to take him out in a fishing boat and see what his skills could be, and to record the experience. We adventured out around Camano Island, WA to catch dungeness crab. Please enjoy Episode 0: Crab Attack with Peter and his friends.”
Anyway, this has little to nothing to do with snowboarding, but Peter is in it, and that is more than enough reason for us to share it.
Nothing like getting a quick sex ed course on bearded vaginas and squirters from Peter Line.
You know what we need? The Line Show… a la The Truman Show.
Uncanny.
Or at the very least bring back Heated Discussions.
