“Pizza! Piiiiizza!” That’s obviously the most critical thing to know, but this tongue-in-cheek take on ski trends does a damn good job of taking the piss out of all the steps to becoming a skier — of which there are apparently 29.
Our most important takeaway? It’d have to be choosing how you want to be seen:
With that in mind, always keep in mind that style sleeps for no one — stay steeze-y.