If you have the internet (you do, because you’re reading this), you’ve probably seen Flyboards. First, they were touted as hoverboards, which is total bullshit. Hoverboards are from Back to the Future, and these are not them. THIS might be, but these aren’t. Still, though, if you’re a rich person, you can afford to have this much fun. And if you’re in a group of rich people, you can afford to have this much fun with other rich people!
The Flyboard is actually pretty simple. It hooks up to a regular ol’ poor person’s Jet Ski (suckers!) with a super long hose, then sucks the water up from the PWC and shoots it out the sides of your Flyboard. Then you can fly around and do flips and literally look down on people!
