If you’re awkwardly confused, know you’re not alone. We have not the slightest clue as to why the Australian Football League superstar, Patrick Dangerfield, is surfing in a full suit and tie. Maybe he was inspired by this guy. Or maybe it was just cheap, easy commercial and a way to show not only the popularity of surfing in Australian culture, but the growing popularity of the sport of surfing on a global scale. (You can thank Mick Fanning for that). All things considered, it still doesn’t make much sense. But, hey, at least it’s different, right?
“Whoever said you shouldn’t mix business with pleasure was in the wrong business,” Dangerfield tells viewers.
Deep stuff, Patrick. Deep stuff. Now go put on wetsuit, like the rest of us.