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The Inertia

Peter King is back with another episode of #tournotes on the North Shore of Oahu. In this installment, you will learn a few things about the pro surfers of Hawaii – especially John John Florence.

Recap of what we learned:

1.  JJF puts surf wax in his undie drawer and his goatee is wicked.

2.  If JJF’s professional surfing career doesn’t pan out, which is highly unlikely, he may have a career as a WSL commentator.

3.  Michel Bourez is a great shot. “That’s it for Bourez, no more Instagrams for him. Blatant racism.”

4.  Brett Simpson follows Peter King around waiting for him to film another episode of #tournotes.

5.  Skating is cooler than surfing.

 
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