You know why cars were invented? So people could get places quickly without getting all sweaty or getting horse shit in their hair. Then someone thought, “hey, we could put a motor on this boat and get places quickly without getting sweaty or getting dolphin shit in our hair.” Then someone thought, “hey, let’s make a motorcycle for the sea and call it a Jetski!” Then someone thought, “hey, paddling sucks. Let’s make a surfboard you don’t have to paddle on! And now look where we are. Jetskis and surfboards and foilboards all smashed into one thing that isn’t surfing but involves a board and water. It’s a Segway of the sea.
At a totally and completely affordable to everyone price of $12,000, the Radinn G2X Jetboard can apparently reach speeds of up to around 30 miles an hour, which is definitely enough speed to give the user an enema of epic proportions.
