Surfers are super hot. They’re all tanned and fit and salt-watery. The wind is constantly blowing their hair around, and their shoulders are just to DIE for. Nah, not really. They usually have knobby toes, smell of urine and old wetsuit, and water is constantly dripping from their noses.
But these guys really ARE the world’s hottest surfers. Literally. That’s some spicy food right there. Our very own Mark Chu (he’s the Asian one with the milk shooting out of his nose) took the challenge head on, just like he does with waves. Only this time, it wasn’t saltwater coming out of his nose. It was a mixture of spicy octopus, puke, and milk.
