Everybody loves a good meme. That’s a proven scientific fact. Everybody. You know what else everybody loves? Point Break, that’s what. More than two decades after I single handedly put the kibosh on the Dead Presidents’ endless summer, people are still talking about the greatest surf tale ever told. It’s like that one time I beat SC in the Rose Bowl. People talked about that for a long time, and even though it made me a college football legend, it didn’t exactly blow my cover in my first FBI assignment. Anyway, I believe I was talking about memes:
1. Little known fact: Tyler is color blind. She thought I was a ginger.
2. Even Cube can’t get enough of those meatball subs.
3. Surfing is not a crime.
4. Actually, this is a most excellent idea if I do say so myself.
5. Did you know…?
6. I got my first tube today, sir.