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The Inertia

You’re likely aware that Poopies got bitten by one, or maybe multiple sharks a while ago. It was, as you’d expect, during a shoot for a thing that was very likely to end in pain. TLDR: Poopies was on Jackass, Jackass crew told him to literally jump sharks, Poops jumped said sharks, and Poops was bitten by said sharks.

We don’t want to shine any positive light on the fact that Poopies essentially let himself get attacked by sharks for fame, but… well, Poopies did that. Although it seems likely that the end result was predictable, no one really wanted to see him actually get hurt. But get hurt he did, and when Poopies jumped those sharks, the sharks decided that he might be a tasty morsel.

In the end, he was not a tasty morsel. Poopies, as you can imagine, probably didn’t taste too good, but those test bites did a number on his wrist and hand. After months and months recovering from his self-induced shark attack, Poopies is finally back in the water. Here’s what happened on his first session back in the water. Worth it? Probably not. But we’ll leave that to Poopies to decide.

 
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