Are you kidding me with this? Paul Fisher, in all his ridiculousness, created the dick board a while back. We all laughed. “Ha ha!” we said. “It’s a board shaped like a penis!” Then we kind of forgot about it, because dick jokes, while hilarious for a minute or two, have no staying power. But then SUPER actually made a real one – one with their logo on it, anyway. Pretty cocky, if you ask me (meant to say that).
“Ha ha!” we said again. “A penis with a logo!” We laughed because branded penises, if they were ever to be done, would be done on a farm to a bull by some very frightened cowboys. But then we were silenced. We stopped laughing because Paul Fisher actually rides the dick really well (also meant to say that).
