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My car is crusted in filth and badly needs a scrub. I’m guessing this is where the similarities between Nat Young and I end as I’m not the 2013 ASP Rookie of the Year. Does this mean I’ll never have a Nat Young carwash experience? Maybe. Seems this is what a few contest results and some ridiculous friends with cameras will do for you.

While you wouldn’t hear me complaining (if I were ROTY or had four babes wash my disgusting car), I can’t see the relation this has to any of Nat’s impressive surfing last year. But, silly me, that’s besides the point because when you win, you get girls. The kind of girls that make car wash attendants enviously choke live chickens. As Surfing Magazine put it, “Money, fame and hoes,” right?

Side note: this reminds me of a vaguely similar clip featuring another pro surfer. No surfing, all sexy, roughly two minutes in length.

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