Standup paddleboarders get called dicks a lot. It makes sense, sometimes, but not always. It’s usually the guys that suck the most that take the most flak, but only because they haven’t figured out that they can still get waves without getting every wave.
Sure, they may be able to stroke really hard, and their boards are much bigger than surfboards, but can they really penetrate as well on a huge, beautiful wave? Does the wave like it as much? It’s all about the motion in the ocean, as they say, and just because a board is really big doesn’t mean it can move as well. And hey, sometimes a huge board just doesn’t fit as well in those little pockets, you know?
Sexual in-your-endo aside, (insert penis joke here). And yes, I realize it’s a joke.
