Ever feel overwhelmed by the “three-ring shitshow of your life?” Or frustrated by the countless “soul-eating cocksuckers” who are a part of it? Me too. Fortunately for all of us, Jason Headley is here to “let the horsehit of the external world fade from [our collective] awareness.”
Sure, the ocean has been re-appropriated innumerable times for the purposes of schilling messages of inner peace; but never has it been done (at least in my opinion) so effectively. Who wants inner peace when inner FUCKING peace is only a stone’s throw away? Just mutter this under your breath next time you’re kicking about in the lineup and you’re sure to be left alone, either out of respect for your solitude or fear that you’re one hinge away from breaking.
In the meantime, to get through the workweek…
Fuck thaaat. Fuck thaaat. Fuuuck thaaat.
Want more from Jason Headley? Be sure to check out his Pioneers of Language series.
