If there’s one thing everyone hates, it’s exercise. Sweaty, difficult, and just plain boring, exercise has long been the nemesis of fun. History has proven that the easier something is, the more rewarding it gets. Since the invention of the skateboard back in the ’50s, pushing has been thought of as an unnecessary evil, usually reserved for the poor who, by default, were also sweaty and gross and had no friends. All the coolest skateboarders back then enlisted the help of poorer ones, who would push them around, ensuring that the cooler ones wouldn’t have to actually do anything except stand there with dry skin and no muscles.
That’s where the M1 Electric Longboard comes in. Are you a rich lazy person? Do you hate moving your body? Do you wish that all stairs were escalators and all sidewalks were moving ones? Here’s your skateboard!
