
Most of us will never get to experience what it’s like to get shit on by a whale shark. Julian, though, a YouTuber who was diving off Isla Mujeres in Mexico, knows exactly what it’s like.
“While filming whale sharks,” he explained, “a whale shark decided to relieve itself right when I dove down to try and film from underneath.”
When Julian realizes that he’s swimming through a giant cloud of shark shit, he tries in vain to wave it away. Since it’s a cloud of floating poo, his waving is pretty ineffective, so he surfaces. The weird thing is that this isn’t first time it’s happened. “I’d like to say that’s the first shark to shit on me, but its [sic] not.”