No matter what you say or what your friends say, these are the ultimate party barges. The HotTugs are hand made in Holland and come standard with a wood-burning stove that heats a fresh-water hot tub as customers float lazily through the London Canal system. The boats have quiet, electric motors and allow for some serious binge drinking. They’re easily steered with a rudder system. No word yet on DUI laws and boating and how that whole law-abiding thing will work.