Can you imagine dancing in front of tens of thousands of people? You’re on the biggest stage in the world, with millions more watching your every move from their living room? This is the moment you’ve worked your entire life for. But it’s suffocating. And I’m not talking about the pressure. I mean it’s literally suffocating you to be on stage, out of water and with no way of passing oxygen through your gills. So in a moment of panic you decide to wing it. Just let talent take over and forget the hours of preparation that went into your choreography because gosh darnit you didn’t get cast as Left Shark in Katy Perry’s Super Bowl Halftime Show by being some no talent hack.
But the world doesn’t see the beauty of your intuitive nature. They don’t appreciate true art. They only see your mistakes. And your career is forever ruined. Such is the plight of sharks that have come to Tinsel Town hoping to see their wildest dreams come true. We’ve seen it with LA Shark. And everybody saw it in February with Left Shark. But in the infamous dancer’s first public appearance since that fateful night, we learned that not all hope is lost for Left Shark. Hey, at the very least he’s got something good going with one of the hottest women on the planet.
