Grupon: Always makin' deals.
A Segway Grupon Deal By the Numbers:
Value: $80
Discount: 56%
Snide comments from teenagers: 40 per hr
Amount of roses need to apologize to wife: 3 dozen
Emergency Room Visit due to “abrasions”: **depends on deductibles**
Knowing that 360 other people were dumb enough to try it: PRICELESS!
