Happy Halloween from The Inertia! Yup, that's our best attempt at carving an Inertia pumpkin.
Fall is our favorite time of year here at The Inertia. The air is crisp. The water is still warm. And there’s swell without summer crowds. It’s a good deal for everybody. Then Halloween comes around, and we’re all entitled to free candy and cool costumes. Icing on the cake! Have a happy and safe Halloween everybody! In the spirit of the day, here are a few jokes:
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…
Why don’t skeletons ever go clubbing?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with…
Why do so many vampires subscribe to The Inertia?
Because it’s got great circulation…
Happy Halloween!
