I think this will prove to be the jam of the summer.
Editor’s Note: For your convenience, we’ve provided you with the lyrics to “Get Pitted.” That way you won’t feel silly at the party when everyone else is screaming out the chorus and you’re acting like you know. And, yes, it was worth every second it took to transcribe.
Get Pitted
by The Most Awesome Surfer Ever Interviewed
You get the best barrels ever, dude.
Just like, you pull in, and you just get spit right out of ’em.
Spit right out of ’em: “Wapahhh!”
Just drop in and just smack the lip. And then after that you just drop in.
Drop down: say “Bahhhh!”
Drop down: say “Bahhhh!”
Get right in the barrel, and get pitted.
Ride in the barrel, and get: “Wapahhhh!”
Ride in the barrel, and get pitted.
So pitted.
Get right in the barrel, and get pitted.
Ride in the barrel, and get: “Wapahhhh!”
Ride in the barrel, and get pitted.
So pitted.
In case you missed it, here’s the original.