Dane Reynolds and girlfriend Courtney Jaedtke. Photo: Peter ‘Joli’ Wilson Photo
If you’re a surf fan like me and waste hours of your despicable existence scrolling through an endless stream of butts, Bintangs, barrels, and an extensive list of other bullshit that makes you realize you’re utterly useless, then you’ve probably come across @napkinapocalypse, the prizewinning social media profile belonging to Dane’s girlfriend, Courtney. Among many other genius shenanigans, Courtney dresses up chickens, pigeons, squirrels, and her dog Pam in costumes and puts them into these brilliant human-like settings. It all makes a strong case in the growing belief that she’s way cooler than Dane. Here are five reasons why that may be:
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