I am a 36-year-old Belgian living on the beautiful Canarian Island of Fuerteventura. A surfer for nine years, I also do other random stuff like cycling, running, eating and reading. There is not much else to do on an Island. I love a cold beer and sausages, but I also love chia and smoothie bowls. I like to write about stuff that bothers me. I love sarcasm. I think in general, Europeans are more sarcastic than Amercans. That, however, is a very subjective statement. I have a degree in dramatic art, hence the writing, and I am also a massage therapist with no happy endings.