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Shane Jones is kind of like the Mad Hatter of wetsuits. He’s a neoprene magician. Just come up with an idea for a wetsuit and he’ll make it. At least that’s the approach he takes with his tailor-made wetsuit brand, Jonesea.

The man has made a Clone Commander Gree wetsuit from Star Wars, he was a nose-walking leprechaun on St. Patty’s Day, Buddy the Elf for Christmas, and a floating American flag on the 4th of July. He’s also the guy who makes wetsuits for world-famous fashion designer Thom Brown that run for $3,900. He has a unique talent, to say the least. So every October, the self-taught tailor takes on the challenge of making a new wetsuit/costume so he can show off the skills that earn him that “neoprene magician” moniker.

We have to admit, Shreddy Krueger is a pretty good one. And who knew the dude from Nightmare on Elm Street rips like this?

 
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