Hover boards aren’t even hover boards. They don’t hover. You can’t shred em’ like Marty McFly did in Back to the Future. Those boards were rad. The ones we have are just lame. Unless of course you ride them like this guy did: dressed like a skier from 1982 with rear-entry boots, one piece suit and stocking hat complete with fuzzy ball. Because skiers have the best sense of humor of any species on Earth.
