Are you landlocked? Has the swell abandoned you for what seems like an eternity? If so, feel free to grab yourself a few pints of Ben & Jerry’s, throw on your Snuggie, cuddle up in front of a marathon of Millionaire Matchmaker and get busy feeling sorry for yourself. Or you can pull yourself up by the bootstraps and make something happen. Look lazy-bones, I can’t do it for you, but you’re in luck because two new crazes are spreading worldwide at breakneck speed: tarp surfing and backwards pig riding. They’re both spectacular replacements for when the surf gods abandon you. Don’t take my word for it; check out these titans of radical:
Been there done that you say? Tarp surfing not really blowing up your skirt like it used to? Well, have a gander at Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig). You might need a towel to clean up the mess you’re about to make. Because it’s mind-blowing.
